Comedy

Welcome to the Internet

The malfunction of a search guide spirals into a journey through the most foul parts of the internet

  • Dates 10 - 15 Oct
  • Time 9:00pm (50 minutes)
  • Venues Club Voltaire
$18.50
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A clear jar with a white lid, containing slightly tinted red liquid, has a mini rubber duck suspended inside, floating in the liquid, and another sat on top of the lid. The background is dark, slightly tinted blue.
A half and half edited image, of Abbey, sat upright at a desk on stage; the left half being pixelised, and the other half, seeming normal. There is a dark blue colour wash across the stage.

Image Credit: Coralie M

A clear jar with a white lid, containing slightly tinted red liquid, has a mini rubber duck suspended inside, floating in the liquid, and another sat on top of the lid. The background is dark, slightly tinted blue.
A half and half edited image, of Abbey, sat upright at a desk on stage; the left half being pixelised, and the other half, seeming normal. There is a dark blue colour wash across the stage.

  • Created and Performed by: Abbey Dale

  • Technical Manager: Lucy Haas

  • Image Credit: Coralie M

'Welcome to the Internet' follows the bizarre malfunction of an internet search guide, struggling to handle the most outlandish questions, searches, and social media content available on your device. The show explores the themes of IRL and cyber safety, human ignorance, and ridiculous online interactions in a way that is simultaneously shocking, and informative. Clear your search history and delete your bookmarks, and come find out, "is this strange little guide taking audience interaction too far?" (probably)

  • Duration: 50 minutes

  • Age suitability: MA15+

  • Event warnings: Contains Sustained Bright Lights, Some Nudity, Moderate Coarse Language, Both Sudden And Sustained Loud Noises, High Level Of Audience Participation.

  • Content warnings: Violence, Sexual References, Mental Health.

  • Club Voltaire
    14 Raglan St, North Melbourne, VIC, 3051

    There are cobblestones and uneven surfaces on the approach to the venue, 23 steps leading up to the venue, and steps inside the public areas of the venue.

    There is on-street parking nearby but no reserved accessible parking.

    This venue does not have accessible or ambulant toilets.

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  • Full: $18.50

  • Concession: $15.50

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

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Date Time Venue

Thursday, 10 October 2024

9:00pm

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Friday, 11 October 2024

9:00pm

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Saturday, 12 October 2024

9:00pm

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Sunday, 13 October 2024

9:00pm

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Monday, 14 October 2024

9:00pm

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Tuesday, 15 October 2024

9:00pm

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