Comedy

Ratbag

Legit, epic, and allergic to girls. Danny Sewell is a Ratbag.

$20.00
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A young man is onstage holding a microphone. He is dressed in a baggy tshirt with an alien on it and looks out with a mischievous smile as he tells a joke.

  • Written and Performed by: Danny Sewell

  • Directed by: Fin McLachlan

Sup nerds! Mum and Dad have gone to bed so legally that puts me in charge.

Rule 1: Shut up bonehead
Rule 2: Suck it dickweed
Rule 3: There are no rules

Now stop crying and get my iPod nano, Dad’s getting up to go stand-up-paddleboarding in an hour and I’ve got a lot of shit to show you.

R18 video games, cigarettes, and the sex bit from the Cherub book. If you’re lucky I’ll even let you watch me play Halo while I punch you in the head.

Winner - Breakthrough Comedian, NZ Comedy Guild 2022
Nominated - Best Newcomer, NZ Comedy Festival 2024
Nominated - Most Unhinged Show, NZ Comedy Festival 2024

This high intensity solo sketch/stand up hour about being a teenage boy in the 2010s is gonna blow your innocent little mind.

"Danny's comedy could be described as pure talent" - Theatreview NZ

  • Duration: 55 minutes

  • Age suitability: MA15+

  • Event warnings: Contains Strobe Lighting, Some Nudity, Moderate Coarse Language, High Level Of Audience Participation.

  • Content warnings: Drug References, Alcohol Use, Sexual References, Death, War, Mental Health, Murder, Simulated Blood, Use Of Replica Weapons.

  • Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room
    Cnr Lygon & Victoria Sts, Carlton, Victoria, 3053

    Wheelchair Access

    Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room is wheelchair accessible. The entrance to the venue is on Lygon St. You can head up the front stairs and through the main doors, from there head right to get to the Loading Dock. If you need step-free access, head to the driveway located on the left-hand side of the main entrance on Lygon Street. The driveway will lead you into the courtyard. From the courtyard, continue straight through the loading dock and into the Victoria Street Building, where the Archive Room will be on your left.   Volunteers will be available along the route to assist you if needed. Please don't hesitate to ask for help

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  • Full: $20.00

  • Hump Day Discount: $15.00

  • Extra Applause: $25.00

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

  • Concession: $15.00

  • Group 4+: $15.00

"Danny's comedy could best be described as pure talent" - Theatreview NZ.

theatreview.org.nz

Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

Date Time Venue

Wednesday, 16 October 2024

10:00pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room

Hump Day
 Past Event

Thursday, 17 October 2024

10:00pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room

 Past Event

Friday, 18 October 2024

10:00pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room

 Past Event

Saturday, 19 October 2024

10:00pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room

 Past Event

Sunday, 20 October 2024

9:00pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Archive Room

 Past Event

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