Comedy

Never Gonna Die

High energy, heartfelt chaos.

$25.00
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Comedian Maddy Weeks is holding a skeleton, draped in a black cloak, resembling the grim repaer. Maddy is a non-binary comedian with a mullet, brown hair and black glasses. They are wearing a button-up cherub-print shirt and brown pants. Maddy has a shocked look on their face and the skeleton is positioned to appear like it's whispering something to them.

Image Credit: Rory Gillen

  • Performed by: Maddy Weeks

  • Produced by: Ainslie Macdonald

Are you bloody sick of it?
Do your knees hurt?
Is your back all messed up?

This show will cure everything that is wrong with you!

With one simple payment of $20-$25 you can become immortal and never experience a bad emotion ever again.*

Join award-winning comedian and aspiring cult leader, Maddy Weeks in their hilarious and heartfelt solo hour. They’ll take you on a wild ride through their life. From their best jokes to their secret to eternal life, Maddy will reveal all in this high-energy show that will leave you feeling unstoppable.

*Not legally, medically or personally binding.

This project received Cash for Equity through the Fringe Fund, as part of the Ralph Mclean Microgrants program

About Maddy Weeks

Maddy Weeks (they/them) is an award-winning comedian and a 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Best Newcomer nominee based in Naarm, Melbourne.

Described by the ABC as having ‘bucketloads of joy and energy on stage’, Maddy is quickly becoming one of the most captivating acts on the Australian stand-up scene.

  • Duration: 50 minutes

  • Age suitability: M

  • Event warnings: Mild Coarse Language.

  • Content warnings: Self Harm Or Suicide, Sexual References, Death, Mental Health.

  • Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room
    Cnr Lygon & Victoria Sts, Carlton, Victoria, 3053

    Wheelchair Access

    Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room is wheelchair accessible. The entrance to the venue is on Lygon St. You can head up the front stairs and through the main doors, from there head right to get to the Loading Dock. If you need step free access, there is lift at the front of the building and our team will be able to guide you from there to the Loading Dock. Once you're in the Loading Dock you can head straight through to the Victoria Street Building and up the stairs on your right. On the first floor the Evatt Room is on the far right side. If you need step free access, head out the northern doors of the Loading Dock and west towards the lift. Take the lift to the first floor and then head south past Solidarity Hall to the Victoria St Building. the Evatt room is on the right.

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  • Full: $25.00

  • Hump Day Discount: $18.75

  • Extra Applause: $30.00

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

  • Concession: $20.00

  • Group 4+: $20.00

"Captivating...with energy that is second-to-none" - Funny Tonne

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Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

Date Time Venue

Wednesday, 16 October 2024

7:15pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room

Hump Day
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Thursday, 17 October 2024

7:15pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room

 Past Event

Friday, 18 October 2024

7:15pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room

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Saturday, 19 October 2024

7:15pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room

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Sunday, 20 October 2024

6:15pm

Festival Hub: Trades Hall - Evatt Room

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