Comedy

Lowest Prices Are Just The Beginning...

An improv show about the cult of DIY.

  • Dates 12 - 20 Oct
  • Time 6:00pm, 9:00pm, 7:30pm (60 minutes)
  • Venues Club Voltaire
$28.00
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An illuminati eye appears above five retail employees each with a facial expression ranging from excited to circumspect. Each employee is wearing a red polo shirt. In the background is the car park of a familiar hardware store. In the foreground there are a number of items you might buy in a hardware store, such as an electric saw, a lawnmower, a pot plant and timber.
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An illuminati eye appears above five retail employees each with a facial expression ranging from excited to circumspect. Each employee is wearing a red polo shirt. In the background is the car park of a familiar hardware store. In the foreground there are a number of items you might buy in a hardware store, such as an electric saw, a lawnmower, a pot plant and timber.
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  • Presented by: Lowest Prices Are Just The Beginning...

  • Produced by: Hayden Williams

  • Directed by: Dan Thomas

Step into the fluorescent-lit sanctuary of Bunnings Warehouse, where every tool is a key to enlightenment, and every paint can a vessel for inner peace. Enjoy the thrill of DIY while pledging your undying loyalty to our Bunnings family. Discover the sacred secrets waiting to be unearthed within our extensive aisles. With prices this good, who would ever want to leave?

Lowest Prices Is Just The Beginning is a new improvised comedy unravelling the puzzling world of Bunnings Warehouse, casting its aisles as the sacred ground of a clandestine cult.

With a unique story each night, the audience will join the team at Bunnings for an hour of exploration of zany characters, where relationships are tested as the seeming normality of this hardware store reveals itself to be a frenzied cult with a corporate front.

  • Duration: 60 minutes

  • Age suitability: PG

  • Club Voltaire
    14 Raglan St, North Melbourne, VIC, 3051

    There are cobblestones and uneven surfaces on the approach to the venue, 23 steps leading up to the venue, and steps inside the public areas of the venue.

    There is on-street parking nearby but no reserved accessible parking.

    This venue does not have accessible or ambulant toilets.

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  • Full: $28.00

  • Concession: $25.00

  • Group 4+: $24.00

Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

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Saturday, 12 October 2024

6:00pm

Club Voltaire

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Sunday, 13 October 2024

6:00pm

Club Voltaire

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Thursday, 17 October 2024

9:00pm

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Friday, 18 October 2024

9:00pm

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Saturday, 19 October 2024

9:00pm

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Sunday, 20 October 2024

7:30pm

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