Comedy

Jason Statham, I Love You

A new comedy about family, Hollywood, and everyone's favourite Jason.

$25.00
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A low-angle shot of a Caucasian woman with blonde hair, wearing a white suit and bright pink high heels. Standing in the centre of crowded city spot, she is smiling and looking away from the camera, while several posters of movie star Jason Statham feature in the background, on bill-boards and screens.

Image Credit: Photography by Jordan Law. Design by Hannah DeBuhr.

  • Performed by: Clare Rankine

  • Written by: Clare Rankine

The most powerful Talent Agent working in the industry is Jasey Stacey.
She smells like Le Labo and one hundred pound notes.
She loves listening to Charli XCX on her vintage iPod.
She drinks milkshakes at The Ivy with Bimothée Chalamet (twin to Timothée).

But Jasey Stacey is in trouble.
She's slowly losing her only client, Movie Star Jason Statham.

Can she stop Jason from losing roles to Millie Bobby Brown?
Can she battle her rival, actor-turned-agent Daniel Day Lewis?
Can she learn who she is without Jason?

Fingers bloody crossed babes!

30 Rock meets Absolutely Fabulous, meets that bit in your brain that turns off when you see Dwayne The Rock Johnson; Jason Statham, I Love You is a new sketch comedy from award winning comedy maker Clare Rankine.
clarerankine.com

  • Duration: 50 minutes

  • Event Accessibility: English no barrier

  • Age suitability: PG

  • Event warnings: Mild Coarse Language, Some Infrequent/Low Pressure Audience Interaction.

  • Full: $25.00

  • Hump Day Discount: $18.75

  • Concession: $20.00

  • Group 6+: $20.00

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

"A cult hit!" - Time Out

Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

Date Time Venue

Wednesday, 09 October 2024

9:15pm

Bard's Apothecary

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Thursday, 10 October 2024

9:15pm

Bard's Apothecary

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Friday, 11 October 2024

9:15pm

Bard's Apothecary

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Saturday, 12 October 2024

9:15pm

Bard's Apothecary

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