Comedy

C*N'T

An unhinged vulva clown explores what it means to be told you CAN'T.

$24.00 - $28.00
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A young woman whose face is surrounded by pink tulle and satin fabric that looks like a vulva. The vulva is surrounded by blonde hair.

Image Credit: Hugh Stewart

  • Performed by: Sophie Power

No more good girl.

An immersive experience like no other. Come into the warm moist depths of despair and emerge free, reborn into a life of new possibility.

An unhinged, clown & bouffon-inspired immersive show exploring what holds us back from what we really want in life.
Is the worst word in our language really C*NT? Or is it Can't?
Or Kant?? - (definitely don't talk about him.)

Sophie Power is an actor, clown and improvisor originally hailing from Adelaide. She is a company member of Australia's longest-running Improvisation company Impro Melbourne and a regular performer with critically acclaimed Completely Improvised Shakespeare, and Murder Village.
This is her first foray into being a vulva.

Audience participation is part of this show, but if you don't want to participate you don't have to.

  • Duration: 60 minutes

  • Event Accessibility: Deaf or Hard of Hearing Rating: Partially Accessible

  • Age suitability: R18+

  • Event warnings: Contains Strobe Lights And Sustained Bright Lights, Haze Effects, Full Frontal Nudity, Strong Coarse Language, Both Sudden And Sustained Loud Noises, High Level Of Audience Participation.

  • Content warnings: Misogyny, Mental Health, Body Image Issues.

  • Full: $28.00

  • Preview: $24.00

  • Extra Applause: $35.00

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

  • Concession: $24.00

  • Group 6+: $20.00

  • Hump Day Discount: $21.00

"Everyone does this joke. Seriously. Why are you putting this here" - Mum, 2022

Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

Date Time Venue

Monday, 07 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Tuesday, 08 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Wednesday, 09 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Thursday, 10 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Friday, 11 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Saturday, 12 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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Sunday, 13 October 2024

8:15pm

The Motley Bauhaus - The Cellar

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