Comedy

A Night With Cherry Vinyl

The tantalising tale of Surfers Paradise's oldest living showgirl!

$25.00
Sessions & Tickets
A blonde woman wearing a very colourful, feathery and sparkly burlesque/cabaret outfit and head dress leans toward the camera, hand on her chest

Image Credit: Jordan Kirk

  • Performed by: Ruby Teys

In 1973, Cherry Vinyl escaped her small gaping hole in Coober Pedy and hitchhiked her way to the bright lights of the shantytown now known as Surfers Paradise.

From shy gold panty metre maid to headline act at Broadbeach’s most exclusive gentlemen's club ‘Legs, Legs, Legs, Lips, Lips, Lips!’.

One stormy tropical Wednesday night, a tall allusive figure in a velour tracksuit and dark glasses walked into the club. He walked up to Cherry’s feathery perch and whispered his Winfield Red into her ear, “hush your sweet lips tweedy bird... you’re coming with me...”

Comedic genius Ruby Teys performs her original Australiana tropicana sh*tstorm. An ode to the Gold Coast's most treasured showgirls, plastic surgeons and the sugar daddies that kept them both in business!

About Ruby Teys

The co-creator of Dog C**T, Mystery Flight, Schappelle Schapelle!, Outback Space House, Show Us Ya Tips, The Sloppy Shelia’s, Ghiathora + Maharlia- The Spiritual Healing Experience, Goin Troppo and The Root Of All Evil Podcast-

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