Former pageant darling Victoria Beauvoir and her long-term devotee Roger Seahorse are keeping the beauty pageant dream alive, right here in Melbourne. Their lifelong mission to show the true power of pageantry is culminating in this very prestigious, glamorous and completely self-funded affair.
The competition has never been tougher, the teeth have never been whiter and the hair has never been bigger! But who will take home the crown?
A children’s beauty pageant that is most definitely not for children.
“I’ve never seen someone twirl a baton like Victoria, it’s magic!” - Ita Butrose
“Roger Seahorse has a smile that could stop the navy in its track, and it has!” - Osher
“Victoria Beauvoir and Roger Seahorse are completely and undeniably responsible for ruining my life” - Beatrice, 8.
The Pageant is performed and created by Patrick Dwyer and Laura Trenerry (one third of The Travelling Sisters - Winner Best Comedy Melbourne Fringe 2017).
Warning: Contains mild coarse language, some infrequent/low pressure audience interaction, potentially triggering content or themes, including Drug References,Sexual References