Theatre

Kitchen Kabaret

Singing vegetables? Come on.

$30.00
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A person dressed as a Blackberrry, with a purple hat and a light blue top stands in the centre, with hand raised.
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Image Credit: Emily Norton

  • Created by: Emily Norton and Maddie Johnston

  • Composer: Riley McCullagh

A strange jaunt into the world of fruits and vegetables.

A hopeful carrot, seductive eggplant, excited tomatoes, bad-boy potato and organic leek sing and dance their way from the fridge to the chopping board. They hatch a plan to run from their fate. But can they escape before dinner time?

  • Duration: 60 minutes

  • Age suitability: PG

  • Event warnings: Contains Sustained Bright Lights, Sustained Loud Noises, Some Infrequent/Low Pressure Audience Interaction.

  • Content warnings: Sexual References.

  • Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School
    1 St Heliers St, Abbotsford, VICTORIA, 3067

    Wheelchair Access

    Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School is wheelchair accessible.

    There is step-free access to the venue. Wheelchair users enter at the main entrance. There are uneven footpaths throughout the grounds.

    There are 2 two-hour accessible on-street parking spaces located on St Heliers Street, beside Gate One. There are six accessible parking places are located at the front of the car park on the northern side of St Heliers Street. There is also a car park located within a short distance of Gate One. The entrance is near a dedicated pedestrian thoroughfare and road cross over.

    There are accessible toilets at this venue, though not all toilet doors are automatic.

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  • Full: $30.00

  • Concession: $25.00

  • Extra Applause: $39.50

  • Blak Tix: $10.00

  • Member discounts available

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Sessions: In Person Events

A single $5.50 transaction fee applies to your booking.

Date Time Venue

Thursday, 05 October 2023

7:00pm

Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School

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Friday, 06 October 2023

7:00pm

Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School

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Saturday, 07 October 2023

3:00pm

Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School

 Past Event

Saturday, 07 October 2023

7:00pm

Abbotsford Convent - Industrial School

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