C is for Carbon, Carona and CARMENGETTA. Carmen is a 'Cougar', and the X wife of a famous Property Developer on a mission to recreate herself in this 'Cray- Cray' world.
But how will she do this in the time of ‘Covid’ ?. By singing pussy protest songs on her X hubby’s Construction sites, and hosting her popular online - ‘Cooking with Carona Classes’ in her Covid Cucina!
CarmenGetta may be a deluded Cleavage Cliff hanger, but she is a well-Connected, walking talking, unknowing eye poke at the establishment. Her misadventures are as wild as the wind and always end in more CARMEN emissions then Morrison can muster!.
CarmenOpen this Crate full of misadventures and be titilated by scenes of her mad CONSTRUCTION-SIGHT SINGING, COOKING DEMONSTRATIONS, or DRAMATIC ESCAPADES on board her Yacht , or in her Portsea Retreat. Each scene is designed to stand alone or be watched together. You can sip for a second , slurp for a sette secondo , or lounge on her lap as long as you like!... The length (as always) is up to you! As Carmen says-
" Ciao down for now! " - Mwah Mwah!
Warning: Contains mild coarse language, both sudden and sustained loud noises, potentially triggering content or themes, including Alcohol Use,Sexual References,Simulated Blood,COVID-19/Coronavirus
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